Wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec,
Wait, go on, right, right, right, I'll go over the lines with Qiqi,
Switch it up, switch it up, come on, sorry, I was distracted,
Because, I thought we were pretty similar,
I wasn't like that before, I'm not like that now, I'm a bit,
I know, to live happily, you have to love yourself first,
Only then can you share the extra love with your partner,
You must really love life, right?
The person you're pursuing must be very happy.
I guess so, I'm not sure myself.
How did you get in touch with me?
Was it the Birth Committee who set this up for you?
He probably knows a bit about it.
A close friend introduced me.
A close friend, huh? I see.
That must be someone everyone knows.
I know, um, you must know about their project, right?
That project, to be honest, treats people like they're not even human.
I don't know what you think, but,
But we could go too, I guess it's better than being like an animal.
He's paying for it, we can do that project too,
Then we, uh, we'll have lots of kids,
Then make their money, right? Right?
Don't know.
Is that why they sent you?
What's this? What is this?
Is this a picture book? Or a script?
You came just because they told you to?
Talk, don't adjust your glasses.
You,
Do you have any real places left?
Did they teach you to do this, or is it like that?
Your family needs organs, right? Yes,
I remember, that project,
Your family needs organs, right?
There's a knife here, isn't there?
Which one do you want?
I'll cut it for you.
I think there's a knife to throw
So, uh, does the echo work?
It feels like the earpiece
isn't set up right, okay,
I'll take this,
I'll just lay it out,
Sit down, go upstairs, okay,
This option, living, living is most important,
I think living is most important, but what does it become?
I don't know, I think, it's hard to explain,
Thank you, thank you, you might need one,
Second option, can you do it? You have the courage to solve it?
If you cheat, I won't care.
I know you need something, you start by calling.
Because I'm already worried about you, thank you, you'll come.
Because you're good, thank you, thank you for helping, I'll help you do it.
I think two people are together, come back, look back, thanks.
I want to be with you.
Heaven, what? I feel like you've done something, feel it.
I feel like you've done something, look at the words, oh, OK.
I, I'm willing, OK.
You OK?
Hmm?
OK, then.
I've got it, no problem.
Don't move.
Stand up.
People.
Kind.
Kiss me.
What's there to say?
I
hope
we
can...
What's this?
They're helping me see if it works
30 years old
Chen Chen
Teacher, let's begin
I don't know if you can still get it going
Get it going
Right
Anyway, do you have any anger?
It feels hard to get going now
Still starting
How do you do it?
Ask him
Teacher Chen
You're making me laugh
No problem
It's good
Come on
Pick one C
Pick two Cs
I just want to pick C
This time?
OK, let's see
What's the combo?
Right.
Kara, right?
Hello.
Have a seat.
We're not sitting.
Hello, that's it.
It's early.
I hope we can get to know each other.
After all, I
No live welcome
Do you know how to talk to girls?
Hello?
This is too strange
Too strange
You should be timid and withdrawn
I should be timid and withdrawn
OK
How should we talk?
Are you having us talk to the girl?
Hello?
Is this how you usually talk to women?
This is the way you talk to women?
I've been looking for so long
But I still haven't found anyone who matches me
Me
But we are
Of the same species
There must be some similarities, right?
Like fish in the sea
Swimming the sea is their destiny
Until they meet
I'm the biggest one
I'm the male anglerfish
I need to find the largest female
Clamp onto it tightly
Merge with it
Look
That one
Just under this light
Am I the fish you're looking for?
Let's start with hobbies.
What are your hobbies?
Why aren't you changing the lyrics this time?
Because you just said my safe gaze.
I like to watch movies alone.
Then ride alone.
Then look at street scenes and stuff.
I like going to parties
Traveling abroad
Cherry blossom shrine
I like online games and collecting figurines
I like limited-edition perfumes and shoes
Do you want to add collecting?
Do you have a set?
All of them
That works
I like that
This one's for keeping calm
How much?
I like it
Do you think it's a legitimate channel?
I like listening to classical music
It's a legitimate channel
Don't look back and eat spicy
Come over here
I still have
If something happens, who do I turn to?
Name
Liang Zhibin
Age
That
Thirty
Security guard
Okay
Three thousand
How much?
That's a lot, don't laugh.
That's a lot.
I think we should just
go straight over
both of us go over
Do you think we need to back to back?
I don't think so.
Because what we said earlier wasn't facing the mirror
There's definitely a scene
It's not like his performance style on stage
It's different from the sequence length.
OK, just cut to it.
I'll handle it, I'll do it.
Okay.
You have one more line.
I hope he walks away when he turns around.
No problem, when we shoot, just help me jump to the next line.
He should be the one.
I hope he's not too hard.
It would be great if he could change for me.
Actually, our tastes aren't that different.
How do I get him to open up to me?
It's not easy, you know.
It's not easy, right?
That kind of difficulty.
Right.
Brother, this job isn't easy.
Think about it—we've been standing in line all night.
We have to support our wives and kids at home.
Otherwise, who would...
I need to make him understand.
Career prospects
He seemed not to know this profession
I need to let him know I'm someone with potential
Girls like this, check it out
I don't even know myself
What's the future like for security guards?
Being a security guard gives you plenty of time to chat online
Being a security guard
No, no, no
Do you remember when Chen Cheng punched me in the chest that day?
After I finished drinking, I felt
my chest hurt when I breathed
This already happened the day before yesterday
But it hasn't gotten better
He did
hit
My face was fine
But hitting the chest isn't good
I understand
Hitting, hitting, hitting, it's bad
Then, uh...
Then I'll still watch videos
Then I can trade my time for a fixed salary
Teacher Chen, this outfit
Do you want to take a picture of it?
I want to take one
Send it to me on WeChat after you take it
OK, I'll take it
Don't look at it
Don't be silly
Look at me, look at me
Then it's your turn
You forgot
the word
Don't say it
I just typed the word
Did I type it right?
I'm done thinking
That's it
Becoming a security guard
I went back to the first one
As a security guard, you can secretly watch the monitors
As a security guard, you can also
You can also secretly masturbate at night
As a security guard, you can truly own
your own security booth
Shall we keep talking?
I don't want to be weighed down by a mortgage after marriage
Do you own a house?
I rent a 20-square-meter apartment
Great
Do you have a car?
I have a bicycle
Does your bike have a seat?
Of course it does
As I just said
I like to ride
Actually, they all have a back seat
I spend my entire paycheck every month
Me too.
We were just getting along so well.
What's wrong?
I'm trying to help you.
You misunderstood me.
It's me.
You know, getting married at thirty.
My sister called me today.
I'll call.
When you're directing.
When he's filming
He's going to fight, right?
Can you see if my glasses get knocked off?
Practice a bit.
You'll be able to hit it roughly.
No, no, no.
You don't need to be afraid.
Just stay normal.
Because Su Su also fought that day.
You'll be fine.
Just hold on
OK
You're right
I'll just do it like this
Don't, don't
Just hit it
Right, no problem
You're fine
You don't need to hold back
You're fine
Because I don't
I don't do it that well
I can catch it
So when I'm not falling
I don't do it so much
But when you hit, it's fine
I can catch it
It's fine
Let's try again
I'll loosen the strap
OK, let's try again
Oops, I missed it
No problem, let's try again
No.
Slapping someone is very difficult
I do
Because few people
have this experience
Come on
Wait, wait
Don't grip so hard
Just struggle a bit
Then it'll work
I'll loosen a bit
OK
You struggle first
What?
It's not flying yet
I'm speechless
I'm speechless.
How can I hit it?
Just play normally.
How do you hit it?
If you play normally with a backhand stroke,
I won't catch you.
Play normally with a backhand stroke,
How do you hit it?
I can't even hit it.
Okay.
I can't see
Help me find that lens
Here
Right back
Just like this, just like this
No, no, no
You probably found it
Do you feel it now?
I'll put this on again
No lenses
No problem, no problem
Try again
Right, right, right
It's about to start
Nope
Because I can only guide your lenses this way
Then you can fly
Come out
Little pink guy slapped me
I feel so humiliated
Mine, mine, mine
Help me put it on
Look, you try again
Wait for me to loosen it a bit
OK
Okay, okay, okay
Then, say your guess again
Lens
Lens, lens, lens
Ah
He's really leaving
No, no, I'm not really leaving
I'm still looking for you
You need to call me back
Ah, he's really leaving
I thought he was really going
I thought he was really going to AA
This mom is really a loss
OK
Have you used it before?
I think it's okay.
You can do that.
When reading the cards.
Turn on the phone.
Then you can remember.
Read it out loud.
OK
Beggar
Where's the beggar?
Beggar
Come on, beggar.
You don't look like a beggar
At least you shouldn't be, right?
I don't think so
Why did he hit me after that?
My glasses lens won't stay in
Oh
Now it's still a test
But actually
The whole human race needs you to liberate it
I'm nothing like you
I'm way more useful than you
I greet the residents I serve every day
Good morning, good night
Good night
Good night, good night
Good morning, good afternoon, good night
Feels like the Truman Show
This line
If we never see each other again tomorrow
Then I wish you
Good noon, good
Afternoon good
evening
For a friend's life
I told him to wear a mask properly
Don't catch a chill
Ouch
Enough
Not many people think life is like this
Keep going
Agreed
Yeah
Things that grow on the ground
Others think there's something
Growth is all yang energy
So you're saying that
Does that mean I'm passively practicing
Your so-called uselessness
You want yin
Qi
We're all prepared
Ready
We're all suckers waiting to be fleeced
That's our common ground
That's how we see it
Look
Not killed by the lumps
Like me, a person with nothing
Won't
There's no such thing
Mysterious family
Ah
Someone like me with nothing
That's our common ground
I'm also nothing
Don't you get tired of this?
Pressing on your arm like this?
OK
That's our common ground
I'm also someone with nothing
Really?
Really
So can we...
Yeah
Maybe we could go backpacking
Hike mountains
We
I can still go home after work
No
I might be able to leave work early
Or go home early to see you
We'll definitely not split up
Right?
Lie over there
We won't be apart
Right?
Do you believe in miracles?
Lie down quickly
Ah
What?
What police position is this?
I mean
Police
Two suitable people
Because this role is a police officer
You also have a police role
Of course I believe
I see
See
Did you talk to him?
That was me in the past
No problem, just lie down
Just lie down and watch.
That was the neighborhood I used to manage.
Did you talk to him?
I used to think I was the bottom of the neighborhood.
Looking up at the higher classes.
But later I found out.
The police don't really need to talk.
In fact, they didn't even enter the building.
Usually, only service police actually get involved.
The police are...
Right.
I'll support you.
Of course I'll support you.
I'll definitely support you.
They say, 'Do we want it?'
Looks like I can't do it.
We'll just
start
But there's no
So I don't believe you.
But
We still have
Do you have pockets?
Look, this has pockets
But we still have love
This is more important than anything
But our love
But love might be able to ignore this rule
You don't need to be so stubborn
I don't
Yes
I mean, I love you
Just saying I love you is enough
I forgot the words
What should this line be?
I love you
Then what?
I think love
is to ignore this rule
Right
Go on
Right
We might live without relying on common ground
Isn't it first
We can live without relying on common ground
Then comes love
Of course, we can ignore this rule
That's
right.
An active useless person
Didn't think
No job in your words
If you're willing to let go of everything
Come close to you and say why you do everything
You're about to be everywhere
Are you cold?
Not fully enjoying it
It seems you're just forcing yourself to believe a ridiculous idea to please me
Because you're achieving your goal
You'll never change
Even for the sake of living
Even to keep living
The meaning of 'living' and 'to keep living' is different
Different
Even to keep living
Has it already started?
I knew it
It started when Teacher Chen Chen began dancing
This little pink person
I'm so used to it
Walking too
When you spin
Let's walk once
Let's circle around
There's a pillar, right?
Around the pillar
Let's start
We
I just bumped my knee
Let's go with it.
Let's try.
I still haven't memorized a part.
I don't regret it.
I still have a day left.
Like, we can be friends, right?
But is he really my good friend?
I guess not.
But it doesn't matter.
I can still go home
I can go to the countryside
I'll bow to my parents
I can really mooch off my parents
But
I really wish I was doing this water
It would suddenly explode
Your clothes are too flashy
And wearing dark underwear
I think that
The time was right
When performing
I might also have two bottles first
Then perform
I can't drink white
But I can drink wokzi
Is
Right?
You stand under the light
Dark
Everyone, help me film a video later
Tell us to film one
Make us look like
people secretly smoking weed
on a street corner.
This
This can indeed work
But you need to take a deep breath
Thick
Or like this
After you inhale that smoke
it's a very rich mouthful
E-cigarettes are better
because they produce more vapor
After you inhale
I'll help you
to clean your teeth
then gently cough
and it comes out
What about the ash?
Lend me the cigarette again.
OK
Do you know what C stands for?
I chose C
Yes
You chose C
Yes, I chose C
What is it?
So
Do you know who I am?
That's the family planning committee assigned to you.
I am
Family Planning Committee
the chairman
I'm taking your photo
Teacher Zhang
I took your photo
I took a photo for you
It's
You can just
I sent this
I sent it
What's the family planning committee?
What's wrong?
It's a
So it's the Birth Committee
They stand here and pay
Just
Like this
So then
So it needs
They'll match you with a Birth Committee member's gift
Like this Birth Committee member
After having a child
Whose phone
He'll give it to you
Your doghouse
Not secure
I tied it myself
Just lift it up
What have you been up to?
Sorry
Haha
Camera, right?
What's long?
All long styles
So cool
What's this
I don't have it
Can you help me hold it?
This little bit
So cool
But you're fucking
You're breeding?
And they're paying you?
This isn't a match.
So you don't have a missing organ?
Missing organ
We haven't even talked about this yet.
Why would you need a missing organ?
So you don't have a missing organ?
Uh...
I'm gonna say it to you.
You shouldn't go over and bother him.
What do you mean?
Hehehe.
What what?
Ugh.
Yeah!
His dark boxer briefs are too
Too
Smelly, right? This is.
Gotta jump again, gotta jump again
Smells good
Oh~
O
K
OK
Thanks
OK, I'll send it to you
Let me take a look
No need to shoot more
Check the back
Oh, so weird, I'm wearing this
Why are you celebrating for me?
Who is it?
You all are so different, all black
OK
OK, I'll send it to you
Directly
Grab it for me
Works for me
OK
Can I just hand it to you?
I'll send it via WeChat.
WeChat's fast.
Handing it directly is fine too.
Also fine.
Take a look.
Who are you?
Frank's father
Grandma's name
OK
Not you, your hair
So I don't look like a beggar
OK
Ugh
Ah
This fucking floor might be too hard
No worries, I'll fall
I'll fall.
Let me try falling myself.
I'll give you glasses.
Let me try falling myself.
I'm afraid I'll get hurt.
This ground is fucking hard.
This hard ground.
The knife's legal issue is wrong.
This hard ground.
You're pushing me like this.
One push.
Give me a push.
I'll go flying.
Just push me from behind.
I'll go flying.
When I twisted your ankle just now,
you also fell forward,
Right, so you came from
But you came from behind me,
give me a push.
Then I go forward
I jump forward and fall
Let me try the force
I can control it myself
No problem, my shoulder isn't exposed
You do it
Push me from behind
No, no, no
Don't do that
Just like that
Push it out with both hands
Wait a sec
I'll go first
I need to get up a bit
OK
No problem
Just give it a good push
Not too painful
If you don't hit your knees, it won't hurt
No problem.
I'll try again.
Put your glasses to the side.
No problem.
Let's try.
Come on.
I'll fall over there.
Right.
No good, no good.
Too deep.
I'm a bit scared to fall on this floor
I'd be fine falling on this wooden floor
I'm afraid I can't handle even a little fall
Do you know why I'm afraid to fall?
Actually, at first
At first, I was pretty fearless about falling
Later, there was one time
Not when I was doing that
That time, there was one
The water delivery guy
He delivered water to us
While going up the stairs
He was carrying two jugs of water
Then he slipped
He fell right there
Then his knee shattered
I didn't dare to fall after that
I was afraid my knee would shatter too
He couldn't get up at all
He was frozen there
Can't even move
His kneecap was completely shattered
They called an ambulance and took him away
Try it once
I'll try not to land on my knees
I'll just lunge forward
I'll land on my chest
Come on
Okay, okay
I'll land on my stomach
OK
Back then, when POCO punched me
These past few days
Breathing
when
it
I just feel it here
it's just this pain here
Even the slightest touch hurts
POCO's punch, that thud
I've been having this for two days
when I breathe
it feels like this here
These past two days
when I gasp, it feels like this
At first
when I came out, I wasn't a
beast.
It's just a beast
It's just a kid.
Then later, when there's dialogue.
I am
No more lines.
Later, in the second act, I'm carrying you out.
Then in the third act, we're fighting.
Is there another copy?
Just now.
My copy.
Where's the copy?
I'll check this book
I can't remember the lines later on
O
K
OK
We
haven't reached
our
first
scene yet.
First, which one?
The show
First, Paopao dances
Then I came out to read comments
Then wasn't it him coming out, you know?
Ready?
Clap when ready
No one's ready yet
No
The part after that numb segment
First, Paopao dances
Then I came out to read comments
Then wasn't it him coming out like that?
Are you ready?
Is the speech before me?
Take it easy, one step at a time, why so rushed?
OK.
Why not just go through it from start to finish?
OK.
Hurry up!
Then start your monologue.
Isn't Paopao first?
Paopao is playing the beggar today, right?
Not anymore. We dropped that.
That's so forced.
Put on your mask.
Wear that iron mask.
Then put on your mask. Don't.
Go ahead and do it first.
Ah,
Oh no.
Alco-
-hol
is
all
used
up
.
Ah
Ha.
Ah.
Ah
.
Ah
.
Do you feel comfortable?
I feel great.
No
Well,
It's only been a couple of minutes.
Okay, let me introduce myself.
Next, switch up your emotions a bit.
Now you're exhausted and turning aggressive.
Shift to what's needed.
Everyone's gaze.
You need to draw everyone's attention to you.
If they ignore you, you get angry.
Aggressive.
Intrusive.
Right.
.
Hmm.
As long as you're doing this here,
you'll really lose weight.
.
Huh.
.
I'm hurt, he bit me.
Right.
.
Lend me again, you send, you need now,
You can choose one, either fast,
Either more, slow,
Everyone waits for a continuous way to leave.
But first, before leaving,
Your voice should fill the whole space for a moment.
Tell everyone you've been here.
Or, it's still just one.
Hey, hey, hey.
Right.
Ha, ha, hey.
Still, huh.
Get a box of Xidong.
Ah.
Hahaha.
This little guy runs so funny.
Ha.
.
Damn, who wrote all this?
Read the comments.
What kind of crap are you writing?
You're doing well.
This nickname's good.
What I said's just like dog shit.
Hmm.
Love or not love.
Love's there, and so is the damn egg.
Just read all day.
I'm too lazy to read.
How about finding a quiet place to sleep for a bit?
Ugh, so tired, this whole night.
Hmm.
Oh.
Today,
thirty
years old,
now.
Thirty.
Ah,
Thirty
Thirty.
Decline in physical function sets in.
And I've lost my golden sleep.
Ugh, watching over ten ads a day gives me a headache.
Elevators feel like prison cells to me.
Stepping into the subway station feels like entering hell.
I once had a girlfriend far away.
We were supposed to get married today, I'm thirty now, but... it seems like...
I don't think I can wait that long anymore,
because my desires are so strong,
With each little taste, I've gradually worn away
my desire to see her.
It's not my fault, you know, when I open my phone,
all sorts of beautiful women pop up,
twisting and turning, wearing business suits, short skirts,
black stockings, white stockings, uh, high heels and boots,
and those Lolita styles, just thinking about it...
Damn, that's hot. I'm getting into it.
Sorry, sometimes I think about it too.
Did she grow a me on top of her,
or did I grow a her on top of me? Let's get back to business.
Slowly, my girlfriend once said,
Love is only real in the moment it happens,
whether you believe it or not,
what she meant was, after that, it's all habit and illusion,
we're all reliving the self who just got love,
trying to find that initial state, so we broke up, uh,
I could really win her back, just lie, right?
I've done that before, but this time,
I'm not going to lie anymore, because,
But, uh, it's just not right,
We're just going shopping, eating, laughing every day,
Then having sex at night, uh, but,
This kind of nostalgia will get old too, so,
Like butter not spread enough on bread,
The bread just doesn't taste good anymore,
So this time, I've decided not to lie, just like this, because,
I'm tired of it too. Even though I lost love, I think,
It's like I was halfway through a game, and I realized,
I was only halfway through, and I realized I'd taken a wrong turn,
So what? I'll just reload,
or start over.
Hello, Mr. Liang.
First, I wish you a happy birthday.
Given that you'll be turning thirty in two days,
with low income,
and trying to have children,
I'll recommend a package for you.
Package A: Buy a baby;
Package B: Adopt a baby;
Package C: Assign a woman.
What are you talking about?
So, you're assigning a woman,
She's free to go,
I can't just...
What if she runs away?
Can I really keep her locked up at home?
Am I any better than an animal?
No, if you give me this choice,
then you're worse than an animal.
Yes, sir.
You've chosen Package C.
Thank you for your cooperation. Goodbye.
No, wait, what's wrong with you? What phone is this?
Let me find my things, tidy up a bit, uh, that's it,
I have a date tonight, uh,
You know I'm not keen on dealing with women, uh,
Let's go, uh, date. Where should I go?
Need a condom?
Sell, what are you selling?
Condom, want one?
Come on, where's the stock from?
Queueing, since the start of the control measures, people have been queuing every day,
If you want this 0.01,
I'll call my brother, he'll bring it over soon.
Not necessary, 0.01, 0.01, just give me some.
Just ordinary, simple, give me some.
400.
Too expensive.
Cheaper, cheaper, cheaper, cheaper.
I've been like this since the start, with old parents and young kids.
And there's a wife waiting for me to support.
Never mind, never mind.
Damn, 400 bucks, that's a lot to think about,
I'd have to go without food for a month,
I could afford 15 times a month like this,
If I live normally, it's only twice a month.
Isn't this something a machine would use?
Mr. Liang,
is that
you?
Oh, Kara, right? Hello.
I hope we can be together.
I'd like to get to know each other quickly,
I have to rush to my next date.
Ah.
You know how to chat up girls, right?
Uh, hello? Are you there?
Is this how you usually talk to girls?
Hmm.
I've been looking for so long, but no one matches me.
But we're the same species,
there must be some compatibility.
People are like fish in the sea, swimming in the sea is their destiny.
Until we meet, I'm the male anglerfish.
I want to find the largest female fish.
Hold it tightly and merge with it.
Hmm, look, look at the light on my head,
Am I the fish you're looking for?
Let's start with preferences. What are your preferences?
Um, um, I like, I like watching movies, um,
Sometimes I go out riding my bike.
I like to watch street scenes.
I love attending parties, traveling abroad, and visiting Sakura Shrine.
Uh, uh, I love online games and collecting figurines.
I love limited edition perfumes and shoes.
Um, I love listening to pop music.
I love listening to classical music.
I love spicy food.
I don't like spicy food.
I also have...
Name?
Liang Zhibin.
Age?
Uh, thirty.
Occupation?
Uh, security guard.
Three thousand.
Three thousand? Well, don't laugh, it's actually quite a lot, I think it's okay,
Three thousand, right?
I hope that the moment I turn my head, he can leave this place.
This is really ridiculous.
I think I can change him, it would be great if he could change for me.
I guess our tastes aren't that different, really.
How do I get him to open up to me?
I think it's a tragedy when people from different classes try to come together.
I mean, we knew from the start that we'd have to part ways.
So why did we even get together?
I need to talk to him about my job.
He definitely doesn't know how great this job is.
I need to look up how to say no, how to politely turn down a man.
Um, I need to check out the prospects for security guards.
Honestly, I don't even know what's so great about this job.
We should just stay friends. I really don't think I'm right for you,
Friends last longer.
Being a security guard lets you have plenty of time to chat online,
You can watch videos as a security guard,
You can really trade time for a dead-end salary as a security guard,
I never thought of that before.
You're really a good person, I don't have a chance with you anymore,
I have to feed my baby.
As a security guard, I can even sneak a look at the monitors at night,
I've never done this before, being a security guard lets me,
I can sneakily masturbate at night.
Being a security guard lets me truly have my own booth—it's great.
I should tell him about it.
Shall we keep going, keep talking?
I don't want to be weighed down by a mortgage after marriage. Do you own a house?
Yes, I rent a 20-square-meter apartment myself.
Oh, do you have a car?
Uh, I mentioned it earlier—I have a bicycle.
Does your bike have a seat?
Yes, uh, of course it has a seat.
That's great, you have, you have, you have, uh, do you have income?
Uh, yes. I don't have savings; I live paycheck to paycheck.
What a coincidence—I do too.
Really? Wait, you were just chatting fine a moment ago?
Just you.
I dropped my phone, uh, I'm helping you.
You know, we don't have much time left, thirty years old,
marriage, I'm telling you I got a call this morning.
You? You're helping me too?
Hey, go back and ride your old bike.
Damn, I'm going crazy.
What were you thinking?
Huh?
You're dead.
Let's go.
I thought this meal,
Who's paying for this meal, me?
Damn, I'll be broke.
Hey, Tian Tian, back again.
Actually,
I
don't
regret
it.
Well, I'm not really in a rush,
I still have two days left.
Two days, you know.
There's so much I can do.
Well, if I run out of time,
I can always stay with a friend.
I guess I can call them a friend, but I don't think they'd count as a close friend.
But I guess they'd count as a friend.
If it comes to that.
If it comes to that, I'll leave the city.
I'll go back to the countryside.
Hmm.
I'll bow to my parents.
I can really mooch off my parents.
It's not a bad idea.
Oh, just make some water.
Ugh.
Ah.
Looking at this kettle, sometimes I really want to...
When making water, this kettle suddenly exploded.
When I woke up again,
I was still lying in the wheat field back home.
Still a hairless child.
This gives me a chance to correct my past mistakes, like,
not going to school properly.
I really should have gone to school properly. School actually is pretty useful.
If I hadn't slept in class back then, I wouldn't be in school now.
I wouldn't have been wasting away at a vocational college.
I think this water bottle is actually quite important.
Like my classmates, they're all societal trash, smokers.
All these people.
But later, they became elementary school teachers,
including some tutoring teachers from institutions.
What a big impact that has on the next generation.
Truly...
Ah.
Wake up, Liang Zhibin.
Do you even know you'll be a security guard later?
Looking
at you
like
this,
I
really
don't
think
you
look
much like
a
beggar
at all.
At least, judging by your attitude, you shouldn't be a beggar.
This is my profession.
Don't you find it fun?
I embrace uselessness.
I'm using my actions to resist this functionality-driven society.
It may look like begging, but actually,
I'm just collecting tips from my performance.
I don't think so.
I'm way more useful than you.
At least the residents I serve expect me to say good morning,
good afternoon, and good night.
I'm a useful person.
But that might not even be useful.
You know, what's valuable is what others think is valuable.
So haven't I been passively practicing that so-called...
uselessness you mentioned?
You're right, I guess.
If we could find another common point,
Would that mean we could be together?
Together
Huh?
Well, we definitely have common ground.
Think about it—we are all retail investors waiting to be harvested.
I don't see it that way.
Even if we're retail investors,
you need some capital before anyone can harvest you.
Someone like me,
with nothing
at all,
has nothing
worth
being
exploited.
Can't hold it in.
So unprofessional.
You're gonna give
a tip
right?
Give some support?
A tip?
Support me?
Support my actions, everyone.
Support me, sir.
Support my actions.
Thank you.
Sir.
Thank you, sir.
Wow, sir is such a big spender.
Thank you,
Thank you, miss.