P4 剧场主档案

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0:05
塔台，塔台。今天是7月15日。 Control, Control. Today is July 15.
0:10
空间站一切正常。 Space station: all normal.
0:14
空间站一切正常。 Space station: all normal.
0:16
什么？ What?
0:18
什么呀？ What is it?
0:19
塔台，塔台，12号汇报。 Control, this is Number Twelve.
0:24
空间站一切正常。 Space station: all normal.
0:31
没有外星人。 No aliens.
0:34
没有外星人。 No aliens.
0:35
什么外星人？ What aliens?
0:36
没有外星人。 No aliens.
0:39
塔台，今天氧气消耗…… Control, today's oxygen consumption...
0:42
［数字不清］ [number unclear]
0:44
没有。 No.
0:50
［低声交谈，内容不清］ [quiet, indistinct conversation]
1:00
塔台，塔台，我看见一只小鸟。 Control, I can see a little bird.
1:02
停在房子旁边的树上。 On a tree beside the house.
1:06
什么小鸟？哪有什么小鸟？ What bird? There aren't any birds.
1:09
［交叠说话，内容不清］ [overlapping, indistinct speech]
1:12
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
1:14
我要看你的心理检测报告。 I need your psychological test report.
1:17
空间站上怎么可能有小鸟？ How could there be a bird up here?
1:21
收到请回复。 Do you copy?
1:24
862号宇航员，收到请回复。 Astronaut 862, do you copy?
1:31
空间站没有小鸟。重复。 No birds on the space station. I repeat.
1:34
空间站没有小鸟。 No birds on the space station.
1:37
你要画小鸟？ You want to paint a bird?
1:42
给你。 Here.
1:44
给你画小鸟。 I'll paint you a bird.
1:45
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
1:55
你去哪儿？ Where are you going?
1:56
你在这儿。 Stay here.
1:59
我这是翠绿，不是草绿。 It's emerald green, not grass green.
2:00
翠绿。 Emerald green.
2:02
862号宇航员，请立马结束你的任务返回。 Astronaut 862, end your mission and return now.
2:08
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
2:10
收到请回复。 Do you copy?
2:14
还有白色吗？ Any white left?
2:15
有啊。 Yes.
2:16
我跟你说，是白色。 I told you, it's white.
2:19
我跟你说，是白色。 I told you, it's white.
2:21
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
2:22
收到请回复。 Do you copy?
2:23
否则飞船将启动自毁程序。 Or the ship will self-destruct.
2:26
是白色吗？ Is that white?
2:27
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
2:29
这是最后一次警告。 This is your final warning.
2:32
收到请回复。 Do you copy?
2:34
这盖是…… This cap...
2:35
你们两个太不紧张了。 Neither of you seems tense enough.
2:39
尤其是你。 Especially you.
2:39
他看不到。 He can't see it.
2:41
你说的是谁？ Who do you mean?
2:42
子丑。 Zichou.
2:44
你就完全把那个声音忽视掉了。 You're completely ignoring that voice.
2:47
那不行，你要有反应。 You need to react.
2:49
我听不见那声音。 I can't hear it.
2:51
对，你听不见。 Right, you can't.
2:51
但你不能就完全地…… But you can't just completely...
2:54
不然就有点……往下就有点太……［不清］ Otherwise it gets a bit... [unclear]
2:57
那就再来一遍呗。 Let's do it again.
2:59
行，行，行。 Okay.
2:59
就稍微回应一下。 Just respond a little.
3:03
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
3:05
862号宇航员，重复。 Astronaut 862. I repeat.
3:07
我要看你的心理监测报告。 I need your psychological test report.
3:09
空间站里没有小鸟。 There are no birds on the space station.
3:13
你咋…… What are you...?
3:15
862号宇航员，收到请回复。 Astronaut 862, do you copy?
3:20
我是……［词语不清］ I'm... [unclear]
3:23
我听不懂你讲话。 I don't understand you.
3:25
我……我嫉妒，我…… I... I'm jealous. I...
3:28
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
3:29
你说什么？ What?
3:30
热爱艺术。 I love art.
3:31
我不适合从事理性分析类工作。 I'm not suited to work involving rational analysis.
3:36
把你的心理监测报告发过来。 Send your psychological test report.
3:39
我不太懂你在讲什么。 I don't really understand what you're saying.
3:43
我不太明白你的意思。 I'm not sure what you mean.
3:47
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
3:52
我很郑重地告诉你。 I'm telling you very seriously.
3:55
如果你再不回复…… If you still don't respond...
3:56
你别走了，你坐下吧。 Don't go. Sit down.
3:58
我们将认定你为叛逃。 We'll treat this as desertion.
4:01
没有叛逃。 I'm not deserting.
4:02
我在…… I'm...
4:03
你在干嘛呢？ What are you doing?
4:06
修。我在修我的矿泉水瓶。 Fixing my water bottle.
4:09
我的矿泉水瓶出现了一个很大的问题。 There's a big problem with my water bottle.
4:11
它的盖儿缺了一个角。 A corner of the cap is missing.
4:14
发送你的心理监测报告。 Send your psychological test report.
4:16
Oh no！出来了它。 Oh no! It's come out.
4:18
怎么办？怎么办？ What do we do?
4:20
咱们这有纸吗？ Is there any tissue?
4:22
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
4:25
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
4:27
［笑声］ [laughter]
4:30
我…… I...
4:34
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
4:35
［交叠说话］不想去。 [overlap] Don't want to go.
4:39
如果今天你不再上传你的心理监测报告， If you don't upload your psychological test report today,
4:42
飞船将启动自毁程序。 the ship will self-destruct.
4:44
这是最后一次警告。 Final warning.
4:45
862号宇航员。 Astronaut 862.
4:47
［交叠说话］不想去。 [overlap] Don't want to go.
4:49
这个太……这个…… This is too... This...
4:54
天哪，他已经失去了理智。 My God. He's lost his mind.
4:59
好痒啊。 That tickles.
5:03
［说话声，内容不清］ [indistinct speech]
5:10
它发光了。 It's glowing.
5:22
你在画什么？ What are you painting?
5:25
这是什么笔？ What pen is that?
5:26
这是什么画法？ What technique is that?
5:29
［简短回应，听不清］ [indistinct reply]
5:36
就是把笔倒过来用。 You just use the pen upside down.
5:42
十。 Ten.
5:43
什么鬼？ What the hell?
5:44
九。 Nine.
5:47
八。 Eight.
5:48
挺好看。 Looks nice.
5:49
七。 Seven.
5:50
这个真挺好看。 This really looks nice.
5:52
六。 Six.
5:54
五。 Five.
5:56
四。 Four.
5:59
三。 Three.
6:01
二。 Two.
6:03
一。 One.
6:08
黄色没有那个青色好看。 The yellow isn't as nice as the cyan.
6:12
它是接近肤色。 It's close to skin colour.
6:14
然后青色是一个对比色。 Cyan gives more contrast.
6:15
它上色更稳。 It goes on more evenly.
6:18
比较浅。 It's quite pale.
6:19
不过我下次可以弄深一点。 I can make it darker next time.
6:22
可以调一个颜色。 We can mix a colour.
6:24
你再让颜色调一下。 Adjust the colour a little.
6:26
不管它。 Never mind.
6:31
你们这算戏剧吗？ Does this count as theatre?
6:33
啥意思啊？ What do you mean?
6:36
不是还在排吗？ Aren't we still rehearsing?
6:38
我怕观众骂呀。 I'm worried the audience will curse us.
6:43
那观众骂就让导演去磕头。 Then let the director kneel and beg forgiveness.
6:46
可以，可以。 Sure. Sure.
6:47
反正我不是导演。 I'm not the director.
6:50
你刚刚有听到什么倒计时在响吗？ Did you hear a countdown just now?
6:55
我没听见。 I didn't hear it.
6:58
听到了。 I heard it.
6:59
你听到了？ You heard it?
7:00
你们两个都听到了？ You both heard it?
7:01
听到了。 Yes.
7:02
你听到了什么声音？ What did you hear?
7:04
微波炉。 A microwave.
7:05
微波炉？ A microwave?
7:07
咱们这儿有微波炉？ We have a microwave?
7:08
你在做饭？ Are you cooking?
7:09
我刚才热了……矿泉水。 I just heated up... some bottled water.
7:12
矿泉水？ Bottled water?
7:14
哦。 Oh.
7:15
那我想喝水。 I'd like some water.
7:17
喝。 Have some.
7:19
你过来，给你换一个。 Come here. I'll swap it.
7:20
862号宇航员，你在跟谁说话？ Astronaut 862, who are you talking to?
7:23
飞船上只有你一个人。 You're alone on the ship.
7:26
换哪儿？ Swap what?
7:27
我在喝我的……［末尾不清］ I'm drinking my... [unclear]
7:32
那这样我是不是……［后半句不清］ So does that mean I... [unclear]
7:34
［交叠说话，内容不清］ [overlapping, indistinct speech]
7:39
什么……？［末尾不清］ What...? [unclear]
7:46
如果你观察到自己的心理出现了问题， If you notice any problems with your mental state,
7:51
在飞船的医疗室里， there is medication
7:54
有治疗精神疾病的药物。 for mental illness in the ship's infirmary.
7:58
我们这趟旅程， This journey
8:00
是要前往月球。 will take us to the moon.
8:02
你还记得你当初对我说过什么吗？ Remember what you told me back then?
8:07
说过什么？ What did I say?
8:11
什么？没说过什么。 What? I didn't say anything.
8:15
是你说要去月球， You said going to the moon
8:16
是你毕生的梦想。 was your lifelong dream.
8:18
我才让你当了这条飞船的船长。 That's why I made you captain of this ship.
8:23
你到时候演的时候…… When you perform it...
8:25
那也说不定。 Who knows?
8:27
行啊。 Okay.
8:28
反正观众也看不懂。 The audience won't get it anyway.
8:30
绝。 Brilliant.
8:35
你怎么了？ What's wrong?
8:36
肚子疼。 My stomach hurts.
8:38
那你要不去上个厕所？ Why don't you go to the toilet?
8:40
嗯，好。 Yeah. Okay.
8:42
行。 Okay.
8:44
你这是什么东西？ What's this thing?
8:45
为什么这儿有鱼？ Why is there a fish here?
8:48
这是纪梵希。 This is Givenchy.
8:50
纪梵希是什么东西？ What's Givenchy?
8:53
是一个女性……［后半句不清］ It's a women's... [unclear]
8:57
我不知道，我不懂它什么意思。 I don't know. I don't understand what it means.
9:00
我这只有“女性”这两个词。 All I got was the word "women."
9:05
我上厕所，拉屎去，你别给我画。 I'm off for a shit. Stop painting on me.
9:09
你不能拉屎去。 You can't go for a shit.
9:10
你真的要去啊？ You're really going?
9:12
［笑声］ [laughter]
9:16
你真要去？ Really?
9:17
［笑声］ [laughter]
9:20
我靠。 Fuck.
9:21
你开玩笑…… You're joking...
9:22
还觉得你在戏里。 I thought you were still in character.
9:25
不能去。 You can't go.
9:25
你不能去。 You can't go.
9:27
我要去。 I'm going.
9:28
你不能去。 You can't go.
9:29
不是，这排练呢。 But we're rehearsing!
9:32
我肚子……［后半句不清］ My stomach... [unclear]
9:34
你不能去。 You can't go.
9:36
你咋要去？你咋要去？ Why are you going?
9:38
没事，没事。 It's okay.
9:39
你别擦呀。 Don't wipe it off.
9:40
人家都画上来了。 It's painted on.
9:42
别给擦了。 Don't wipe it off.
9:43
你先拿起来。 Pick it up first.
9:44
［说话声，内容不清］ [indistinct speech]
9:46
都把我给搞懵逼了。 Now I'm fucking confused.
9:49
［短句不清］ [indistinct]
9:50
外太空怎么样？ How was outer space?
9:52
刚刚出去那么久。 You were out there a long time.
9:55
出舱的体验还好吗？ How was the spacewalk?
9:59
一切正常。 Everything's normal.
10:00
一切正常。 Everything's normal.

空间站没有小鸟 | No Birds on the Space Station — 人类投降派 / P4 Theater

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